【陪月辛酸血淚屎】偽ABC媽媽
2018-05-15
有晚凌晨1點幾，電話響。
偽ABC媽媽：蝦佬，Do u know English?
講得咁爛，就咪鬼講英文喇!
我：Yes, I can communicate with you in English.
偽ABC媽媽：Are u a 陪月EE?
我：Yes, I am a monthly worker.
偽ABC媽媽：My 預產期 is on 24 th October. Your booking 去到When?
我忍5到大笑：不如你講返中文?
偽ABC媽媽：你5識聽?
頂，我5識聽?
我：I say I can communicate with you in English.